Just an experiment. If it's popular, I might do more. I might not.

So my question to you is, if locked in a room with the members of the popular band U2, chained to a radiator, the band refusing to let you free until one of them has chuffed full-on in your face, who would you choose to receive said chuff from?

And you can't get out of it because after five minutes a random one will do it anyway and they'll let you go.