I'm supposed to be packing for uni, but I'm doing this instead. Enjoy!

1. "I think I'll go out and act like I'm celibate, throw grenades at a Christmas choir"

2. "Love is a plague in a mix-match parade, where the castaways look so deranged"

3. "My love's a laboratory, I set all my pets free, so baby you should sleep with me"

4. "Does Will Smith lie? Does he ever cave in and cry?"

5. "I haven't seen my mum for weeks"

6. "Below the net, desire it grows and grows, like a strawberry not a rose"

7. You had 12,000 years and now it's all over"

8. "I called you, she answered"

9. "I know you can't speak, I know you can't sign, so cry right here on the dotted line"

10. "Spring breaks in ranks and in boulevards, a country that grows us but cannot contain us"

Psst...you'll have more fun if you don't look at my profile.