I thought they had been wiped off the face of the universe after a most unfortunate hopscotch accident. Apparently not. Now they are completely ardent on reaking havoc across the airwaves, ready to have their cocks sucked by the NME complemented by countless airtime on MTV 2(Rocks/Sigh).

I long for a world where bands such as Glasvegas, Kings of Leon, Muse and The Killers are frowned upon like the village rapist. Wouldn't it be great if this honk of garbage had its ridiculous media exposure replaced by cherished rock acts such as Modest Mouse, Wilco, Arcade Fire etc.

If only...