Now I wasn't sure which board to put this in but it's essentially a thinly veiled jag in the form of a bizarre flyer. Apologies for the humour.

http://www.thebluescreenofdeath.co.uk/RC/A5DCRC.jpg

On another note, how much do people now look at flyers handed out at shows? I remember it being a massive way to find out what was going on but I guess not so much anymore.