It's always been hard to find a decent music magazine. Clash was OK but it wasn't stocked in most places. Uncut is for and written by throwbacks obviously so it was Mojo or Q. Mojo has always been a bit Uncut, a bit shit and wearing suede with tassles so i went with Q. Rubbish but the best of a bad lot.

Bought the new issue a couple of days ago and although i can't say i'm surprised, it was puke inducing. Touching up that fat bastard Adele to sucking off Take That. It's all there. It's turned into Smash Hits. White Lies get a handjob too.

The Editor's photo sees him trying to look like John Peel. The only similarity is that John Peel aged five might have let this pile of shite loose into the world. Not even a shite free cd. Not only will i never buy a copy again i will be actively, covertly destroying any i see. The ongoing 'enigma' of what Q stands for? I've finally figured it out; Qunt. Fuck you Q.