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new Cursor Miner album - "Requires Attention"
From Uncharted Audio:
Yes people!
The long wait is nearly over - Cursor Miner's 4th studio album "Requires Attention" is almost ready to drop. It will be hitting stores worldwide over the next few weeks but we are now taking preorders on the Uncharted Audio shop for all formats (that's Compact Disc, limited edition Double Vinyl and all sorts of digital gubbins to boot, fact fans). Buy a physical edition direct from us and receive a free instant digital download - we'll ship physical orders at the end of this week.
Listen and preorder "Requires Attention":
http://shop.unchartedaudio.com/album/requires-attention
Check out the first two teaser trailers:
http://soundcloud.com/unchartedaudio/sets/cursor-miner-requires-attention-teasers
Watch the JimJam-produced video for "Luna":
http://vimeo.com/14034471
Get in there!!
Cursor Miner’s fourth studio album “Requires Attention” will be unleashed by Uncharted Audio this autumn and is his most coherent and accomplished record yet. Featuring the singles “Mad Cow” (which spent 2 weeks on the DMC Update chart) and “Luna” (currently picking up radio play from Huw Stephens (BBC Radio1), Gideon Coe (BBC 6music) Nick Luscombe, John Kennedy (XFM) and more), it combines everything that is good and great about Cursor Miner, which is basically just about everything.
You’ve seen the outfit. You’ve heard the scandalous rumours. You’ve landed the jump jet in tricky conditions. NOW HEAR THE ALBUM. Cursor Miner returns with a brand new load of sonic hassle. It’s heavier than metal, it’s beefier than a bullfight and it’s more original than the first ever thing EVER.
Yes literally if you own this music you will be part of the new and better smelling era. You’ll be so cutting edge you’ll get a research grant. Normal people will look at you in utter revulsion and say, “What’s that horrible noise?” and, “It’s doing my head in” and you’ll say… “Get with the program. Cursor Miner Requires Attention is the absolute boomba klart”. YES. That’s really what you’ll say!
Yes people, a huge amount of money has been lavished on this album, if by “lavished” you mean WASTED! Which is what you’ll be when listening to the indescribable levels of COSMIC SPAZZFUNK. This album used LOTS of posh software, a LOT OF ELECTRICITY, many parts of things, TECHNICAL things, stuff that you couldn’t POSSIBLY understand. A laptop made in a VOLCANO, with a monitor made of GRANITE and a mouse made of GAS! A drum machine that runs on RAILS, a synthesizer powered by PLUTONIUM APPLES… These are just some of the TWISTED NEW SCHOOL wing wangs that the GENIUS Cursor Miner uses to create THE STUPIDEST NOISES IN THE WORLD™. It’s at least 20% BETTER than the last Cursor Miner album, as measured by albumgoodnesstest.com, which is a newly invented software that tells you how GOOD something is.
Now I demand to know what the HELL you’re doing sitting there not preordering CURSOR MINER REQUIRES ATTENTION!