Is it:

Lack of a bass player?
Haircuts?
Outfits?
Bad cover art?
Floridians obsessed w/ Brooklyn hipsterdom? (I know you guys despise us)
Telling your Mama you'd like to go surfing?
Not caring about nothing (a double negative thus saying you do care about something)?
The bit about needing more life in your fun, more in your fun, life in your more or whatsheonabout?
Occasional A-Ha-esque drum machine beats?
Talking about waiting for someone every day on the top and/or the hood of their car, who does that?

These are silly reasons, guys. They're not so bad.