Oh dear. I have been a massive Goldfrapp fan in the past and even bought the last 'pastoral' album, and god forbid actually enjoyed it (especially Clowns). But, for fucks sake this new single of theirs is a sign of them nosediving into the sea.

Is the rest of the new album equally as bad?

How they got here from 'Human' and 'Utopia' is surely a lesson in how not to develop a band. For the first time, because of the songs awefulness, I actually couldn't maintain an erection whilst looking at Alison.