1. What Have I Done To Deserve This? (up there with Billie Jean as the best pop record ever made)
2. Left To My Own Devices (HOW FUCKING GREAT IS THAT PAUSE JUST BEFORE THE "IT'S NOT A CRIME..." line?)
3. West End Girls (if you don't have a massive grin on your face when Neil sings 'in every city in every nation/from lake geneva to the finland station' you're probably a cunt)
4. Loves Comes Quickly (it's like some slowed down lost Italo masterpiece)
5. Being Boring (just perfect)