OK. I was bored. And I'm back on DiS, not that this ever does me ANY good.

So, come on then, chopchop. See if you can do better than my Livejournal friends did. Part 2 will follow:

1. Give me one more chance, and you'll be satisfied
2. She practises her speech as he opens the door
3. I'll be your chauffer on a midnight drive, it takes a miracle just to survive
4. Underfunded OAPs turn to a life of crime, the great cucumber robberies of 1989
5. These conversations kill
6. So don't chastise me, or think I mean you harm
7. Kissed her where she said it hurt but I was always underneath
8. Alone on an aeroplane, fall asleep against the window-pane
9. And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz
10. Father, I want to kill you