My list:
Elton John (only in leg, didnt turn up for concert)
Morrisey (head)- surely is too old and going to die sooner or later
Meatloaf - He would eat it, spit it back and laugh in your face, but would look good doing so for a 60 year old. ROCOK AND ROLL
Radiohead - In funny eye (i dont know???)
Bonno - (he would use it wisely, sympathy)
Rivers Cuomo - everything post pinkerton
Myself - for this thread
etc.

Who would you shoot (not necessary kill) unless you like it like that hmmmmmmmm.....