Some of these are gold

http://www.nofxofficialwebsite.com/qa/qa_read.php3?page=1

Particular favourite:

hey guys (hola cabros) I was just wondering ( me pregunto) if you guys (si ustedes) want to take me (me quieren llevar) on tour with you (en el tour con ustedes). I think I deserve it (creo q me lo meresco). And thanks, I have travelled a lot thanks to you (y gracias e viajado mucho gracias a ustedes) This is pure shit and you are a blanck check whilling to buy an allans poe stupid book or just to pay one minute to bite on an angelina jolie`s tit. (esto es pura mierda..........teta de angelina jolie)...Ok, my question is: TARATATAAANNNN! when are yo coming to my town? and what does nofx stand for? I just cant cant get it. Shit I feel so stupid, I want to cry now, I need a full hug from nubs, are you understanding me??? ARE YOUU? ARE YOU EVEN reading THIS? or are you just taking blue dragon and doing stupid things that are cool just because you are NOFX.. I think you are dumb and you keep me numb and ignorant and close to new ideas, new brilliant ideas that can change this mediocre senseless world.. Do you at least know someting about my country CHILE, or you are happy knowing a little bit of california and maybe some curiosity about Australia? "The masses of humanity always had to surf" Thats it? Fuck you Fat Mike, Fuck you Limo, Im not scared of your 25 feet of stupidness, And fuck everyone related to FATWRECK, its the new Tarantinos ass.

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