"Great Expectations" by Kiss.

This song seems to be about how all the ladies listening to Kiss all want, more than anything, to sleep with Gene Simmons. The lyrics are the most unsubtle and vomit-inducingly blunt, the music is horrendous and here is a clip of them performing it with A CHILDREN'S CHOIR. Sickening.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n8zz0-8kog

You're sittin in your seat
And then you stand and clutch your breast
Our music drives you wild along with the rest (ALL music drives you wild??)
****You watch me singing this song
You see what my mouth can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to****

****And you watch me playin guitar
And you feel what my fingers can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to***
Well, listen

You've got great expectations
You've got great expectations

You're dying to be seen
And you wave and call my name
But in the day it seems that I'm a million miles away

****You watch me beatin' my drum
And you know what my hands can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to****
Well, listen

Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations

****Then you feels these eyes from the stage
And you see me staring at you
And you hear between the lines (BETWEEN the lines!!!!!!!), my voice is calling to you****
Well, listen

Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations, do you want to play the role
Youve got great expectations, youd even sell me your soul
Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations
Youve got great expectations, do you want to play the role
Youve got great expectations, youd even sell me your soul
Youve got great expectations, as long as you can play the role
Youve got great expectations

I CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND A SONG WORSE THAN THIS. IF YOU CAN DO IT POST BELOW. OR OTHERWISE REGISTER YOUR DISAPPROVAL