The new track sounds like it was guffed out by a 4th placed runner up in the Rhyl heat of Battle of the Bands yet I just heard a furious paffing-wank applause greet it on the radio like it was manna from heaven

Who gives the nod to this stuff? It's aural Magners. Is it all part of a blokey back slapping fuck fest with that oaf Gallagher at the rotten core. Who'll admit to like this slop?

What's going on? Where's me pudding?