Boards
Dave Shitek?
"Now basking in a near-messianic glow after TVOTR's third album, Dear Science, made a clean sweep in the end-of-year polls, the 37-year-old's latest production exploits - on the Yeah Yeah Yeahs' electro-tinged foray It's Blitz! - earned still more plaudits from knock-kneed punters eager to spill hot words on the face of the future.
"But another view would suggest this professor of postmodern pop's knob-twiddling exploits are increasingly leaving genetic misfires in their wake; once-healthy subjects now grunting euthanasiac pleas through mouths crazy-paved with tooth fragments as they pad confusedly round their cells on hairy elbows."