Alright. I don't know who this motherfucker is... but he well may be the funniest fucker alive. Apparently he's 14 and from Ohio, but I've been to Ohio and I'd have to say he's lying. People from Ohio don't use punctuation.

I dunno how to link this cat's profile, but find it. His dissertation on Keane is priceless. Really. :-)

(I hate it when other people write shite I wished I'd written!!)

If you don't stop 6 times laughing out loud reading this thing, I'll mail you $20 American greenbacks. That's, like, enough for a gallon of gas or something!