This has not happened to me, but it could. Let's say Elle McPherson falls in love with me on myspace. It's possible!

OK, just pretend.

Sure, Elle is beautiful and rich but that's not enough. She lists Music: I like All Kinds blah, blah, blah. Meaning she listens to Maroon 5, which is unacceptable - even if it is Elle McPherson. She doesn't know any better. She needs my help. I can't take her straight to Mogwai. She'll be turned off. Has to be a gradual process. She needs "introductory" cool bands.

Bands You'd Recommend For Elle McPherson!