Flipping through the channels I saw a portion of VH1s Awesomely bad dirty songs countdown. It's sorta like what we do here, but when it's professionals doing it - I dunno - it seems silly. Not like the great time we're having here! So, of course, Kiss's Lick It Up was on the list and rightfully so. It is, indeed, an awesomely bad dirty ditty. But I also happened to put on Liz Phair's (and you fuck like a volcano) Supernova...which is awesomely great. So....

Best and Worst Dirty Ditties!