In honour of this band's ability to secure lucrative playlist entries on American radio stations by having their record company pay them for the pleasure of exposing audiences to their music, I have taken it upon myself to suggest new titles for their upcoming album, particularly seeing as they can't seem to decide themselves:

1) Bribing DJs... with Franz Ferdinand
2) Cross Franz Ferdinand's Palm With Silver
3) Rape The 80s! ...With Franz Ferdinand
4) 10 Easy Guitar Lessons... With Franz Ferdinand
5) Style Over Content... With Franz Ferdinand
6) You Could've Had Much More Payola... With Franz Ferdinand
7) Franz Ferdinand was less a catalyst for World War 1 than the colonial powers' greed for oil to fuel their ships and industries, so anyone referencing the archduke's murder in the belief that he was somehow important is a fucking idiot... With Franz Ferdinand.
8) You Could Be An Elitist Snob... With Stealthy... I mean Franz Ferdinand.