Comedy Central cable station is about to do a Pamela Anderson roast. Imagine the possibilities! They'll be able to have 30 minutes of gigantic plastic boobs jokes alone. Never mind the cheesy tv shows, cheesy rock star husbands and boyfriends. If mr fullerov were a guest I'm sure there'd be at least one hepatitus joke, too. :-)

Now, if DiS were to have its own roast, which band would we choose to play Spinal Tap? The first band to jump into my mind is The Darkness. Spandex is obviously the rock 'n roll equivalent of gigantic fake breasts on b-list celebrities, que no? Pete Doherty also springs to mind, obviously.

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