I'm trying to get this gal, named Roxanne, whom I've never met to tell me how her company wants a package submitted. She says, "First you gotta sing me a song."

WTF? "Excuse me?"

"First you gotta sing me a song."

*ahem* "Roxxxxx-anne, you don't have to put on the red light."

"OK, you need a spot code...."

Funny Work/School/Whatever Related Anecdotes!