This is a bit of a stupid thread but I need an excuse to post this opening to the Postal Service's bio -

Despite many industry insiders' prediction that Death Cab For Cutie's incendiary "Why You'd Want to Live Here" would create a Pacific Northwest vs. Southern California indie-rock rivalry reminiscent of hip-hop's East Coast/West Coast conflict, no blood was shed.

Seriosuly, that is just hilarious.