Please tell me I'm not the only person that's seen this and been affected in ways I didn't know were possible? I've long been completely unconcerned by Goldfrapp, and can't say that musically they've ever impressed me. I'm not entirely sure that I've even SEEN Alison Goldfrapp either, to be honest.

But I have now. And BY CRIKEY She looks UNBELIEVABLE in the new video. It's like the sexiest thing ever made. It's like being in a room while Jane Birkin sings 'Je T'aime' to you whilst slowly stripping, while Playboy bunnies, Karen O and that woman offa Location Location whisper dirty things in your ears and play with their nipples. All at the same time. It's the single sexiest video EVER made, and has forever stolen a piece of my heart.

Sorry for the 'all-man' angle to this post, but this video really does take me to places that I've never been, and that, if I'm being totally honest, scared me a little bit. I'm in love.