I'm sorry, but having come in drunkenly and caught the end of BBC 3's Glasto coverage this is the only conclusion I can come to. Colin Murray was just a pathetic person, but Edith seemed to be not only annoying but have terrible taste in music, suggesting the likes of Kasabian were brilliant and such. If this is the state that Radio 1 has got to I am really really sorry for those that have to listen to it.

That said, I don't like New Order but if only they'd put the sort of emotion into their studio recordings that they did into that rendition of True Faith, I might begin to feel differently...