her new single is the worst pop song i've heard in a long long while, a joyless robogrind pastiche of a Timbaland d-side with no hook, no energy, no groove, no nothing. And throughout the entire video you have to contend with her unhuman body flapping about in some "sexy" outfit whilst she mugs at the camera like a ventriloquist's dummy. The woman is a soulless void, an endlessly decaying photocopy of what she thinks people want her to be. Endless "reinvention" and cultural rape isn't the way to make good music, particularly when the style you're copping was done (a lot better) to death about a year ago

Please Madge, just stop making music. Or at least put some clothes on ffs