I know how much you guys love my "There I was" stories by the number of zero responses. I'm shooting for a record which will stand for generations.

OK, so there I was... flipping through myspace bands looking for the NBT or a Scarlett Johannson look-a-like...y'know which ever comes first.

Lo and behold there's a broad named Piper! Piper: she has absolutely perfect tits and the most god awful music a perfect set of tits can produce. I was about to pm her this when it occured to me, "who gives a fuck." For those of you who're interested: http://www.myspace.com/femgroove

Yes, I know, you're wondering where I'm going with this. (Me, too.)

Well, it's like this. There's no point in being critical with someone I don't love. See what I'm saying?

So I don't need to tell you guys I love DiS. But the gushing scores of mediocre albums is bugging me. Foals. iLikeTrains. The Cribs. Even Young Knives getting 7/10 is bugging me. That band is a 4/10 on their best day!

(BTW, if anyone knows Piper, tell her I love her very much and we can work around her shitty music.)

Over-inflated DiS Reviews Which Are Bonkers Crazy Shit!

Erm, PS, I've been a little guilty of this myself, so.. ahmmmm...