David Bowie records were a port in the storm of those akward teenage years. Even when he falls asleep at the wheel, hires the most annoying guitarist to blemish god's green earth in one Reeves Gabrels, I will still come. When Bowie is 80 and is putting out regurgitated Stereolab elevator muzak, I will still buy. I owe him that much at least.

Which artist has made such an impact on yer impressionable life that you will support him NO MATTER WHAT?