Once you cross that line the only way to stay sober is complete and total abstinence. Some of you, like wishpig, are brilliant with the one-liners. But some of us have zero self-control and are only truly happy when I'm typing miles and miles garbage before getting to a deflating punchline.

I'd have to go back to Minnesota or join a twelve step program for Bloggers Anonymous if I hope to steer clear of starting goofy threads. Fuck that.

Without naming U2, Oasis or Coldplay - name the band or artist who you once sorta liked but have completely given up on and will never ever buy another one of their albums.