I woke up at 4.30am in a cold sweat. Vomitting. Stomach cramps. Shaking.

I know what most of you are thinking. "I knew he couldn't do it!" Some of you are gonna give me the Pete Doherty treatment. "What a tosser!" Or condescendingly: "Oh, but he's trying...."

But there are one or two of ya's who're breathing a sigh of relief. The earth is still round, the sun sets in the west, and oceanrain has an endless supply of stupid threads. ;-)

Name the band/artist on currently "hiatus" - probably lounging around with some mindless supermodel in Tahiti - without the slightest bit of concern that you're eagerly anticipating new material.