Me. I hate to admit this cos she's so irritating, but...Fiona Apple writes a darn decent pop song. The few I've heard at least. Dave Matthews. Yeah, it's MOR but it's really not crap. Close, but he avoids it somehow. And the fucker can really play guitar. Well.

It's important we make these confessions every so often. At least that's what my cocksucker therapist says right before he refuses to write me a prescription for morphine. Your turn!