If a band were food, wut wud thay bee?

Yes. I really am that bored.

The Kaiser Chiefs would be a pie, obviously.
Scissor Sisters would be gone-off cheese, probably wensleydale because that's the crappest type of cheese.
Maroon 5 would be a Coconut Macaroon, because they're boring, and would change their name to Macaroon 5.
Lemon Jelly would be... uhm....
Robbie Williams would be tripe.

Please add. I can't be dealing with this "work" business at work.