Yes, I'm gonna bore ya all with my trip to the record. Sit down and relax. I need to vent.

Buy 2 get 1 free. Right? Wrong. There's some fucking fine print that says "if they got a red sticker." I don't need to tell you what I think of red stickers. Bullshit!

Now, our two major record companies, Virgin and Tower, did in fact have the new Malkmus. But $18? No way Jose. There was no Aerogramme. Never heard of Aerogramme. Virgin had a TV on the Radio EP, but $13? C'mon now! Tower had a Unicorns EP, but it was $12. $12 for four songs? No, no, no.

Now, I'm back to thinking this record store idea is a good one. Thanks a lot Tower. Thanks a lot Sir Richard. Bastards.

So I just walked out with Portishead's Dummy. On sale $10.

The moral to the story, you ask? Even when I'm cheap, I'm brilliant. aahaaha!

*for those smart enough to ignore the rainman's preambles, start reading here*

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