To answer Too Cool For DiS. Of course we're the apex. We're the bloody stratosphere!

So the little neighbor punk rock kid is into that California punk shite. Y'know: Minor Threat, Pennywise, NOFX. But he's a good kid worth saving. Never mind he gets off on the hip hop stuff, too, which is a funny but typical combo out here.

The Dandys et al did go over well as I've already posted. Fine. Try, try again I tell myself. He likes the fast, hard stuff. OK. I got that too; but only the good fast hard stuff I'm thinking:

Trail of Dead - Madonna. "Too mellow."
I nearly fucking choke.
Mission of Burma - Vs. Now, this is great fucking punk rock! But no. "Hmm, nah uh," he says.
So then I let him borrow the piece-de-resistance:
The Icarus Line - Penance Soiree. "Too hippy."
Too what?? Too 'Stooges', OK.

I'm thinking of McLusky Do Dallas, but I dunno. I'm feeling frustrated with the youth, dumbmotherfucker. One more time he shrugs and I'll show him the definition of lightsabrecocksuckingblues, y'know?

Give me some ideas on hard, fast shit that ain't crap, please. You'll help save a child from that pseudo-punk garbage.