It's you weekly trip to the club. the music is lame. you expect to hear "Girl From Mars" for the thirteenth consecutive week. and you do.

BUT! what if the dj played ONE song that made you REALLY wanna dance. That song you dance round your bedroom too, when you push the door to, close the curtains, and set to it. no one is watching, there are handclaps coming outta nowhere, out of sync miming and unabashed grinning revelry; there's no half-dance, no imitating wacky Matt with his coral t-shirt and vacant eyebrows.

What song could the dj play that made you dance like your LIFE depended on it? not just the groundhog night stuff- not the ones you method act to like oh, my arms are so flimsy hey look i've got invisible mroses in my back pocket and this punctured bicycle of mine really is so very desolate on this hillside in this sweaty nightclub where the dj looks like the singer from a Shed Seven tribute act.

As for me? that dj could play these songs and i wouldnt even mind his face, let alone his hair.

LIARS- We live NE of Compton
GANG OF FOUR- to hell with poverty
RATATAT- seventeen years

So what are your songs? Discuss please!

Love, Ted