Isn't it annoying. Chris Martin gets a good band together and writes a fantastic debut album. Then he gets all famous and sees 'another side' to the world. I wish him and people like Bono would fuck off with their charity pleas. Seeing a video of Martin walking round a village in Africa stroking little kids heads' and playing football with disabled kids really puts me off buying his records.

They should stop telling us to "Make trade fair" and sell their fucking mansions for charity. Who agrees?