As far as I can see,
the Mail is scared of everything,
the Torygraph is outraged about everything,
the Sun is angry about everything,
the Mirror moralises about everything,
the Guardian is smug about everything,
the Independent is concerned about evrything,
and the the Star is all about tits and shit.

That it the british newspaper media. Pick your favourite.
I read the Guardianand I am very smug.