I get to win cash in the work quiz, you get to win my gratefulness coz I'm skint and feel clever, there's loads of them so I'll start with these and see how you do:

From a section called David's Dodgy Discs, need artist and title!:

1. So you want to be free? To live the life the way you want to be...

2. Here's a little song I wrote, you might want to sing it note for note.

3. If I hadn't seen such riches, I could live with being poor.

4. I love you from the bottom of my pencil case.

5. It was a theme she had on a scheme she had..

6. Your jobs a joke, you're broke, you're love lifes DOA

7. Pope Paul, Malcom X, British Politician Sex

8. Does anybody love anybody anyway

9. Like a bird in flight on a hot sweet night