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Calling all Quakers......

tre_cools_sticks [Edit] [Delete] 11:03, 25 November '04
I'm guessing almost everyone on here love the Simpsons (if you dont, you haven't a sense of humour whatsoever!) I'm doing a thread for people to add their fav quotes/dialogue/scenes etc, jus tso we can all bask in the greatness and bring a smile to those who need one. To get things started:

(Bart and a friend are on the run from "Juvie" and Wiggum is conducting a search. He rolls up to a shack, where Cletus the slack jawed yokel is sitting on the porch, a-whittling)

WIGGUM: Hey, you seen a couple of kids go past here?

CLETUS: I don't see so good no more since I drank m' thermometer, buts I whittle what I see.
(Pans across a table full of allsorts of random cravings, he turns and picks up a block with Bart and friend engraved) Is this them?

WIGGUM: Yeh, thats the two. (to Lou and Eddy) We are on the right path boys (back to Cletus, he looks at something) Hey whats that one?

CLETUS: Sometimes I likes to whittle the future (hands over a craving of Wiggum getting mauled by a bear)

WIGGUM: .........................................hmmmmm

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