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Random made up football chants
As a "dirty manc" i have just thoroughly enjoyed watching Arsenal's glorious one all pasting at the hands of those mighty greeks.
Better than all that though are the random chants i invented to piss off my dirty london chum...
"Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio
Where did your fist go?
Where did your fist go?
Reyes, Reyes
He puts things up his anus
He didn't use lube
and fucked up his tube
It's Jose Antonio Reyes
Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio
Where did your fist go?
It's covered in shite."
and
"Henry, stop buggering that greek.... (repeat)"
and
"duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duuuuh Cygan's shite"
I think that last one's a sentiment even an Arsenal fan could relate to
Better than all that though are the random chants i invented to piss off my dirty london chum...
"Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio
Where did your fist go?
Where did your fist go?
Reyes, Reyes
He puts things up his anus
He didn't use lube
and fucked up his tube
It's Jose Antonio Reyes
Jose Antonio, Jose Antonio
Where did your fist go?
It's covered in shite."
and
"Henry, stop buggering that greek.... (repeat)"
and
"duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duh, de,de, de, de,de, duh, de, duh
duuuuh Cygan's shite"
I think that last one's a sentiment even an Arsenal fan could relate to