OK, I freely admit I may be running out of cheesy thread ideas.

Since Bowie may have better things to do... and I wouldn't have Celine Dion play at *your* wedding... and if I still got zonkered it'd definitely be the Dandy Warhols... but otherwise I'd bet Ian McCulloch could be had without breaking mommy-of-Paris Hilton's bank. Mine, yeah. But this is a 'realistic fantasy' what-if wedding.

Who'd you get to play yer wedding if the bride's parents' money was no(t much) object?