So come on then. Who's gonna win on Tuesday? Will it be George Bush? Or that other guy... you know... what's his name... exactly the same as George Bush policy-wise, but with maybe a slightly better jawline? Is this a case of "better the devil you know..."?

And how about a rigging sweepstake? Anyone up for that? Works like this: we all put in £1, bet on which particular scam we think is most likely to succeed in screwing everyone over, then whoever's closest the mark takes the winnings?

Of course, no discussion is complete without some solid representations from the American populace:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1329858,00.html

So bring it on:

Bush? Kerry?


















Nader?
*uproarious canned laughter*