I've tried. You guys know I have. I've tried to defend my country from the mounting criticisms. Bush is an idiot. Yes, but... McDonald's sucks. Yes, but... I've tried. But I'm throwing in the towel.

Reality television. Now, I'd like to blame the British for this, for starting Survivor and all that. But we Americans have taken another bad idea to new heights. Somewhere a group of highly paid executives sat around the boardroom table and said, let's put lipstick and dresses on average guys with no apparent objective other than to humiliate them for our entertainment. Here's the distressing part. There's no apparent lack of applicants.

How do you guys feel about putting actors back on television?