I was thinking the Keane chick is probably gorgeous. Gorgeous chicks love sappy Snow Patrol over-the-top Oasis type stuff. Am I right? I mean think of the ugly monsters at a Slayer concert, or the overweight hippies at a Simon & Garfunkel show. Pigs. But the chicks that grow outta Britney Spears go to Keane concerts. And they're all hot, right?

PS I'm not making any value judgements, erm just now, on the bands. And yes, I'll shut up. For a while, anyway.

Who's got the best looking fans???