Rumour has it legendary portuguese dumb nudists the Parkinsons will be fronting the British version of the TV advertisement for the new Philishave Sensotec. While appearing with slightly more clothes than is customary at their gigs, DiS-ers'll be pleased to know they will be, thanks to this amazing new piece of shaving technology, totally shorn on body hair, making their lightly-oiled torsos much less unpleasant when in contact with the (mainly female) studio audience.

Prepare to have fingers stuck up your noses...