Ladies and Gentlemen, please be upstanding.

Preferably near the front, by the 'stage', in the towns finest grubby/loveable gig spot, the Right Honourable Two Pigs, this Friday night (May 26th). There will be three bands playing. On first, a worcester lot called Che. They have a pretty girl singer. On last, the cheesily-named Mascarpone Sidewinders. They will rock, in a true 1980s metal way.

In the middle, a little known trio from cheltenham. They are called Nurse. They haven't played around here yet this year. Not since last November actually. They have a new drummer. He's called Rob. He's tall, clever, and plays like a beast. They have a new song or two. They're going to tear the roof off the place, for your audio/visual pleasure.

It would be quite rude not to be there, and exceptionally rude not to stand right at the front. So do the right thing people.

Doors are 19:00. First band on at 19:45. Nurse on at 20:30. £4 on the door, or £3 from Martian or Front Clothing, or £2 from the band (email gimmecheappigstickets@nursemusic.com for a number).

C-ya
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