Hi,

If you're reading this, then you might want to sit down. Let me explain to you how you got here. You posted something on the Drowned In Sound message forums, right? You clicked reply, feeling warm inside that you'd contributed to a discussion and felt a part of something. Then, maybe straight after, maybe a day later, maybe even years, you saw a reply to your post. A reply from ethricdouble. You read the reply, excited that someone was engaging you on the subject but as your eyes progressed further along the words, that smile started to drop and before you knew it... BAM, you realised you had been FUCKING DOUBLE'D.

That's right, eric saw through your bullshit and called it. You thought you were safe, but you were in dreamland son and you didn't even know it. Your fire of lies got pissed on by some double liquid piss truths and you could do nothing but watch the sea of ^This's confirm your ridiculousness. You know how double ^This's happen on this site? That's right, they got double'd.

Don't take it personally, eric ain't out there to start beef. He's just keeping us in line, making sure these boards don't descend into a world of shit and vomit. He's the superhero we need but don't deserve, and if he doesn't dish the double, then we're fucked. Literally fucked.

So take a step back, learn from this, and think again before littering these boards with your jibber jabber because the double's in town and he's taking no prisoners.

You just got DOUBLE'D, bitch!