'Daddy never understood
That I was up to no good
He's storming at me in his sweatpants
Well make me dance, let me dance, let me dance, Daddy...'

THE CLUB MOTHERFUCKER 7TH BIRTHDAY DO
*Last party at Bardens until the Autumn*

SATURDAY 13TH MARCH 2010
'The Magic Black door and down the stairs to the Basement'
at Bardens Boudoir
36 - 44 Stoke Newington Road,
The Pride of DALSTON
London N16 7XJ

8:00 - 4:00
£4 before 8.30, £6 After,
£4 with Flyer before 10.30
Bands early, Dancing, Drinking and ting 'til late!
Arrive Early Motherfuckers!

Live!Live!Live!

T33TH
(Moshi Moshi)
Teeth are basically your go to band if you're feeling in a acid rave, dance-hall, pop, punk, grunge, psych, house, tropical kind of mood. I know we are. They are probably our favourite makers of all out weird shit evz and it's only right that they lead you into the dance party on the night of our Birthday. Only, right? PUNX UNITE!
http://www.myspace.com/teethdance

FRIENDSHIP
(Too Pure)
Local dudes who mix rad rolling beats, loops and chanting vocals to make a fully ace schizo-pop sound. Plus they look really good. Word to their facial hair. What else is there to know?
They have a single out next month on the brill Too Pure Label. You should probably know that.
http://www.myspace.com/thegoodfriendship

POPE JOAN
Big Tipped Arty, leftfield, pop that lies somewhere between Les Savy Fav, early XTC and TV on the Radio. That's a pretty good place to be. They also look good. BONUS.
http://www.myspace.com/popejoan

CRUELLA RIBBONS
Once upon a time playing SXSW and Glastonbury and touring all over as one of Theoretical Girls 'Equations', Kelly White is now doing her own thing. Her own thing is totes sexy, guitar-heavy, danceable post punk. The fact that she is influenced by both Liza Minnelli and Sylvia Plath is enough for us, SOLD!
http://www.myspace.com/cruellaribbons

PLUS EARLY SHORT ATTACKS OF ON STAGE AWEZ BY
RNBWS
*Brand new, live debut, Solo Project from Ximon of Teeth, whoosh!*
+
SCHWANGE
*Bonkers performance duo/side project by choir member + costume designer from Gaggle, woot!*

Super Fun Dance party after
with amaze Guest DJs

All out Super Hero and NYC LEGENDARY Ledge
DJ LADY MISS KIER
(of Deee-Lite)
Yeah, whatever Lady Gaga, before you there was Kier Kirby. The original ferosh, bad arse glamazon. Since running tings in the 90's with trippy pop-house demigods Deee-Lite, Kier has been honing some serious DJ skillz that have earned her a rep for getting the party started right worldwide. She has recently made it back on rekkid too, Vox featuring on George Clinton re-work, 'Bulletproof' for Ray Mang (Out last month on DFA Records). MAXIMUM RESPECT!
http://www.ladykier.com/
+
ROKK
(BODYTALK-Dalston Superstore)

Playing a sonic mess of whatever the fuck they want for your dancing pleasure!

Plus
Between the band sounds
from
OFFSETCIRCLES DJs
+
Residents/Hosts/Promoters/Um
Club Motherfucker
w/ Mark Eats

PLUS + PLUS+ PLUS + ALL THIS OTHER COOL SHIT IF YOU GET THERE EARLY ENOUGH........

FREE Shots of Alcoholz + Birthday Cake + Treatz + Celebratory Cheer

FREE WAH Nails Bar from 9:00 - 12:00
'THE DOPEST NAIL SALON IN LONDON'
http://www.wah-nails.com/

FREE 'assorted stuff' from the mighty PURE GROOVE Wrecka Stow .
http://www.puregroove.co.uk/

FREE guilt, shame and regret the next day.

You do the dancing it up, we love you long time
FUNFUCKINTIMEZ!

Bardens Boudoir is located at 38 - 44 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, London N16 7XJ… Travel:The nearest overground is Dalston-Kingsland (two stops from Highbury & Islington tube), Bardens is then a five minute walk up Kingsland Road… Buses 67, 76, 149 and 243 stop on the doorstep. Buses 149, 243 and 76 operate all night… Buses 242, 30, 38, 56 all go to Dalston Junction which is a five minute walk up to Bardens. Buses 38 and 242 operate all night night long baby.

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