'I'm a tease,
we're flipping can't you see.
Off our backs
and back up to lead....'

Club Motherfucker Presents
MOFOFEST! Part FIVE
SATURDAY 9TH JANUARY 2010
at Bardens Boudoir
'The Magic Black door and down the stairs to the basement below the furniture shop'
36-44 Stoke Newington Road
Dalston
London N16 7XJ
8:00 - 4:00
£4 before 8.30, £6 After, £4 with Flyer before 10.30
Bands early, Dancing, Drinking and ting 'til late!

Arrive Early Motherfuckers!

Live!Live!Live!

HOOK AND THE TWIN
Not only did Drowned in Sound name Hook and The Twin's first-ever release 'single of the week', but the editor said he'd listen to it again 17 more times on repeat. It was that bloody good, Son. A repeat namecheck on many taste makers new years tip list, the London duo are pretty much a sure thing for greatness this year. Think hypnotic vocals, disco synths n drum beats with indie songwriting and a kraut heart and you'd be all over it. YUM!
http://www.myspace.com/hookandthetwin

SEX BEET
A snotty, horny, blend of garage rock, surf music and noise punk, these dudes are kind of like Coachwhips for swingers. ALRIGHT! Like all the best bands evz, Sex Beet started as a joke when Tom & Luke from The Lusts, and their mate Will (the drummer from Jack & The Knives) started making recordings to ease boredoom while hanging out. They put them on My Space for funz and within weeks were offered a tour of France. That's how dreams are made, kids. IN YOUR FACE, Simon Cowell!
http://www.myspace.com/sexbeet

DANIMAL KINGDOM
Danimal Kingdom is the solo project of local boy done good, Dan Murtha. Though he used to front Bolt Action Five and sings live in his cousin’s act Kissy Sell Out, he now makes music alone and has dreamed up some stellar electronic art-pop. LOVE!LOVE!LOVE!
http://www.myspace.com/kingdomofdanimal

CHAPTER24
Bigged up by The NME, Moshi Moshi and everyone who has managed to catch them live, Chapter24 are a band you are going to be hearing a lot more from in the coming months. Claire, Mel, Mark and Joe named themselves after a Syd Barrett song on Pink Floyd's 'The Piper at the Gates of Dawn' and are as mentalist on stage as the man himself. OMGZ, Good!
http://www.myspace.com/chapter24

VULGARIANS
Colette Thurlow used to make Taxidermy zine but now fronts Vulgarians with her Sister Hannah. Along with band mates Woody and Jim they make noisy, no fronting, lo-fi punk that nods to every cool grrrl hero worth knowing. Are we Vulgar? ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!
http://www.myspace.com/areyouvulgar

Super Fun Dance Party
after with
Super Amaze Guest Deejays

LAUREN FLAX (NYC)
**EXCLUSIVE UK DATE!!!**
Lady Lauren of Flax is a shit hawt international DJ, songwriter, producer and tattooed female. Lauren cut her teeth on the Detroit rave scene and has since played with other big DJs such as Carl Craig, DJ AM and Disco D, opened for Moby and Yelle and is currently the Fischerspooner tour DJ. DJs Are Not Rockstars, the indie dance label run by dream team Alexander Technique and Larry Tee have released her debut single "You've Changed" which features vocals by the ace Australian solo artist, Sia (of Zero7 fame). It's probably the most genuinely happy and fun record you're going to hear all year. Believe us when we say you need it in your life. MOTHERFUCKING AWEZ!
http://www.myspace.com/laurenflax
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MILK TEETH DJ'S (BRIGHTON)
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TWAT BOUTIQUE DJ'S (DALSTON)

Playing a sonic mess of whatever the fuck they want for your dancing pleasure!

Plus
Between the band sounds
from
Club Mofo
Residents/Hosts/Promoters/Mad Scientists/Bon Vivants
Daughters of the Kaos
http://www.myspace.com/daughtersofthekaos
w/ Mark Eats

You do the dancing it up, we love you long time
FUNFUCKINTIMEZ!

Bardens Boudoir is located at 38 - 44 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, London N16 7XJ… Travel:The nearest overground is Dalston-Kingsland (two stops from Highbury & Islington tube), Bardens is then a five minute walk up Kingsland Road… Buses 67, 76, 149 and 243 stop on the doorstep. Buses 149, 243 and 76 operate all night… Buses 242, 30, 38, 56 all go to Dalston Junction which is a five minute walk up to Bardens. Buses 38 and 242 operate all night night long baby.

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/32746578@N00/
http://www.myspace.com/clubmotherfuckerrecorded
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We ran our monthly, club motherfucker live band night for 6 years, It was hella fun and a good time was had by all.
We deaded the regular do in March of this year due to um, life and that but are back on the block for a limited run of Mofofests. These were to be travelling mini festivals showcasing our pick of the bestest in new music but after a bit of searching, our commitment to independant operations and long time keenness to stick it to the man, mean we will be doing all of them at our ex-home of 3 years. Yay! Bardens Boudoir is the motherfucking Daddy of the Dalston scene and probably the best family-run, furniture shop basement cum nightclub/Live Music Venue in the whole of the wide world, probably the universe, innit. Good bless it everyone, and all who sail in it!

Club Motherfucker Presents Mofofest:
Part One: 12th September 2009
Part Two:10th October 2009
Part Three:14th November 2009
Part Four:12th December 2009
Part Five:9th January 2010*
Part Six:13th February 2010*