TOOTING BIZARRE PRESENTS:

look out WASTEOID!

SILENT FRONT
farting in your milkshake.

ATTACK! VIPERS!
sitting on your etch-a-sketch.

SUSAN GEORGE BOOTH
putting hot sauce in your grundies.

not recommended for people who keep diaries, have goals or like long walks.

entrance fee is three hundred shiny new pennies NERDLINGER!

venue is the miller in london bridge.
time is 08.04.09 @ 2000hrs.