'you kiss me back
and it feels real good
and I know you love me
Like you should.....'

Club Motherfucker DEAD!
SATURDAY 14TH March 2009
'6 Years of Club Mofo Live! and the last one ever and that.'
@ Bardens Boudoir
38 Stoke Newington Road
*The Black door and down the stairs to the basement*
Dalston
London N16 7XJ

8:00 - Late
£4 before 8:30, £6 After, £5 with Flyer

Bands early, Dancing and Drinking 'til late!

ARRIVE EARLY MOTHERFUCKERZ!

Live!Live!Live!

Rex The Dog
Jake Williams started releasing fun house anthems like the hit 'Son Of A Gun' under the alias JX in the early 90's, and now over ten years later, with a new name, he is back slaying the dance floor again. Last years full length 'The Rex The Dog Show' is packed with high spirited, electro house and is frankly bloody awesome. We couldn't think of anyone else who could rock our last party out better. If you don't dance you are not breathing.
http://www.myspace.com/rexthedog1980

ColouringIN
Beautiful, Forward thinking, romantic pop music from Love Minus Zero boss Tom Neville and former opera singer Henry Bennett. ColouringIN are getting nods from all the right people and are sure to be future dance heavyweights. Heart this BAD!
http://www.myspace.com/wearecolouringin

Charli XCX
A hyped 16 year old club kid doing electronic nursery grime could easily be a total fucking nightmare but Charli XCX delivers with enough charm and spunk to effortlessy pull it off. Jobs a good'un kid, A+.
http://www.myspace.com/charlixcx

Archeo Price
This dude sounds like Prince, Justin Timberlake and Hey Willpower went bowling together and thunked up a lovechild over post game nachos. You know that means we have a massive boner for him. Born in Bombay to an Indian father and a mother from Panama, Archeo spent his youth in Hong Kong and Nigeria, but finally calls London home. Good call, if there is a town that loves well crafted, gaytastic pop its this one man. someone sign the boy already!
http://www.myspace.com/archeoprice

Super Fun Dance Party
after
with
super awesumz guest
Deejays

The Lovely Jonjo
Scene veteran Jonjo used to play the Club Mofo live! party on a kind of regular basis when it was at the garage in Highbury many moons ago so it seems only fitting that he comes back for our farewell do. Not only is he a VERY fucking lovely human being but he is also an extra rad DJ. A resident of the brilliant (sadly departed) Durrr party and head honcho of his own Hot Boy Dancing spot you can rest assured that your dancing feet will be in the very best hands. Woot!

Between the band sounds
from
Club Mofo
Host/Promoters/Morons/Thingies
Zena and Beck (Daughters of the Kaos)
w/Mark Eats

You do the dancing it up, we love you long time
FUNFUCKINTIMEZ!

Bardens Boudoir is located at 38 - 44 Stoke Newington Road, Dalston, London N16 7XJ… Travel:The nearest overground is Dalston-Kingsland (two stops from Highbury & Islington tube), Bardens is then a five minute walk up Kingsland Road… Buses 67, 76, 149 and 243 stop on the doorstep. Buses 149, 243 and 76 operate all night… Buses 242, 30, 38, 56 all go to Dalston Junction which is a five minute walk up to Bardens. Buses 38 and 242 operate all night night long baby.

http://www.clubmotherfucker.com
http://www.myspace.com/clubmotherfucker
http://twitter.com/ClubMofo
http://www.last.fm/group/Club+Motherfucker+Live%21
http://www.flickr.com/photos/32746578@N00/
http://www.myspace.com/clubmotherfuckerrecorded

*for the record, i didn't write this!*
so yeah thats it folks! We hope you can come celebrate our 6 year anniversary and see us off in good spirits. Allow me to embrace my inner wuss for a second when i tell you that we are truely greatful and well humbled that anyone has bothered to turn up and party with us over the years. Respeck! We got your back for life! Clearly we are ridiculously biaised but Club Motherfucker Live! at its best has one of the most amazing atmospheres ever and thats totally down to the people who show up. It ain't rocket science but it sure is fun. Thank You x infinity!
Now the monkey is out of the bottle (and because people keep asking) let me tell you why we out this bitch. Weeeeell, we should have knew we were in trouble when we took the lyrics to Princes 'party up' a bit too literally because after 6 years of motherfucking every month we really just need some time out. Thats it brother! We need a rest, a break, a hiatus. Who can keep up this shit? I mean, i used to be kind of ok looking and now peep this haggard boat race. Its not pretty man. Zena is still a looker sure but have you spoken to her recently?that girl is LOONEY TUNES! We got nothing left to give, we are empty inside, we are broken. ouch! stop touching me there!... so yeah, we both need to chillax hard and anyway court enforced detox is not easy to shirk.
Club Motherfucker will still present bands worth seeing occassionally and we'll be at the Festival Republic stage all weekend at Reading Festival this summer (as well as guesting all over the shop when we feel like it.) see you around mofos, Love your fucking faces!!!!